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Welcome to
The Cranky Panky®
Where Diabetes Meets Clarity

Diabetes shouldn't take up this much space in your life.

The Cranky Panky® app is a complete lifestyle system that helps people with Type 1 Diabetes reduce decision fatigue, stabilize daily management, and live confidently.

Step 1: Watch the full video (no multitasking).

Step 2: Review your support options.

Step 3: Choose the support level that's right for you.

Less guessing. Fewer emergencies. More normal life.

Managing diabetes creates a constant stream of decisions.

That constant decision loop is what burns out most people with diabetes.

  • • What to eat
  • • How much insulin to take
  • • When to take it
  • • How activity might affect you
  • • Whether a number is "real" or noise

The mental load is exhausting.

Most tools don't reduce that decision load — they just record it.

The Cranky Panky® was built differently.

It's a platform designed to hold the information you're already managing in your head, so you don't have to keep piecing it together manually.

It reduces the mental juggling. Creates clarity. Supports real days, not perfect routines.

🧠 What Makes TCP Different

The issue isn't discipline. It's decision density.

Diabetes asks you to make hundreds of small decisions every day that are invisible to everyone else.

Managing diabetes requires you to constantly:

  • • Count carbs
  • • Estimate timing
  • • Anticipate fat and protein effects
  • • Adjust for movement
  • • Interpret trends

When all of those decisions have to be made, tracked, and revisited throughout the day, the mental load compounds.

That load turns into fatigue.

Fatigue turns into second-guessing.

Second-guessing turns into burnout.

Burnout is not lack of motivation. It's mental overload.

That fatigue shows up as frustration, reactivity, and burnout even though you're doing everything "right."

mytcp.app replaces the mental juggling.

Plug food in quickly. Get accurate carb counts. Get consistent equivalent carbs for fat and protein. See what you need then move on with your life.

  • • No spreadsheets
  • • No bouncing between apps
  • • No replaying decisions in your head all day

It's built so managing diabetes becomes part of your day — not the center of it.

Imagine a day using this system…

Meals are already mapped, so you're not recalculating carbs every time you eat or wondering if you missed something.

You're able to stop agonizing over what to do and can eat without pausing to do math because insulin decisions take seconds.

A glance at your CGM guides your next move instead of triggering anxiety because you understand how to read your data.

You finish the day without replaying decisions in your head and wondering where you went "wrong".

You accomplished all of this, not because you tried harder, but because the work was already done for you.

Meals stop creating decision fatigue
Insulin choices feel calm and predictable
Workouts stop feeling like a gamble
CGM data becomes guidance, not noise
Evenings feel quieter — mentally and physically

This isn't about doing more.

It's about removing what never needed to be carried in the first place.

Better decisions become possible without needing to micromanage every moment.

Instead of disconnected data points, you see context. Instead of more numbers, a clearer picture of what's happening and why.

Inside mytcp.app:

Meal tracking built for diabetes with carb equivalents for fat & protein
Meal plan generator using your custom macros
Fitness tracking that adapts to your performance
Structured guidance through the Safe Range Blueprint™ (Premium/Elite tiers)
A platform that unifies the decisions you're already making

Every feature reduces the mental load.

Everything You Need to Track Your Health & Fitness

See what you'll get with The Cranky Panky®

Dashboard with daily tracking

Dashboard

Meal tracking with macros

Meal Tracking

AI meal plan generator

Meal Planner

Shopping list generator

Shopping List

Educational portal

Education Portal

Glucose tracking

Glucose Tracker

Clarity led to confidence. Confidence reduced fear. That's what I want for you.

Before this system existed, my numbers were unpredictable even when I followed every rule I was taught:

  • • I was juggling multiple tools
  • • Second-guessing every decision
  • • Burning out from micromanaging diabetes
  • • Unable to consistently bolus for fat and protein
  • • Unable to accurately bolus for carbs

I built mytcp.app because managing diabetes was already hard enough. I needed tools that reduced the effort, not added to it.

Whether you're on injections, a pump, looping, or something in between, these tools help you see your diabetes clearly so decisions stop feeling like guesses.

Get the information you need quickly, without overthinking, so diabetes takes up less space in your life.

💛 A Personal Note

Living with Type 1 Diabetes

I've spent years as a lifestyle mentor focusing on health, wealth, and relationships, and diabetes was still the hardest system to manage.

None of this came from a textbook. It came from living with Type 1 diabetes myself — surviving with unreliable data, fear of lows, constant decision-making, and the exhaustion that comes from carrying it all mentally.

As someone who worked in fitness and metabolic coaching, I understood the science. But understanding didn't stop the mental load. I didn't need more rules. I needed a way to get information quickly and move on with my life.

Why This System Exists

mytcp.app and the Safe Range Blueprint™ were created out of necessity — built from real-life diabetes management, not theory. I needed a system that reduced effort instead of adding to it. One that held information I was already tracking mentally so I didn't have to keep reconstructing it.

This became the foundation for how I support others now.

Supporting Others

Through community mentoring and one-on-one support, I've worked with people navigating the same challenges — trying to make insulin decisions feel less like guesswork, reduce decision fatigue, and build confidence without burning out.

The system I built to take the mental load off is the same one I share now, so your experience with diabetes doesn't have to feel as heavy as mine did. So diabetes doesn't run your life.

If that resonates — welcome. You're in the right place.

Who This Works Best For

This system is designed for people with Type 1 Diabetes who:

  • Are active or want to be
  • Already try to manage their diabetes responsibly
  • Want predictable control without obsession
  • Prefer structure over constant guessing

Who this is not for

This isn't about doing more. It's about doing what matters and letting the rest go.

This isn't for people who are completely passive about their diabetes management.

Not for people who:

  • • Want results without engaging with their food or decisions
  • • Expect pattern analysis without participating in the process
  • • Dismiss the value of structure, context, or support

Where to start

There are a few ways to access mytcp.app, depending on how much support you want.

Some people start with the tools alone. Some want the structure of the Safe Range Blueprint™. Some want hands-on troubleshooting and weekly check-ins.

Every option exists for the same reason:

To help you get the information you need quickly so diabetes takes up less space in your life.

You can explore the access levels below and choose what fits you best.

No pressure. Just clarity.

Follow the simple process & increase your time in range automatically

The Cranky Panky Process

*Individual results may vary. Results are not guaranteed and depend on consistent engagement with the program.

Real Life Results

Measurable transformation outcomes from people using these tools

Participants commonly see these changes within the first 3-6 months once strategies are customized and consistent.

60% → 85%+

Time in Range

Increased time in range through consistent meal tracking and insulin adjustments

↓ Severe Lows

Reduced Dangerous Episodes

Decreased frequency of severe low blood sugar events through predictable patterns

✓ Exercise

Returned to Activity

Regained confidence to exercise without anxiety about unpredictable blood sugars

Safe Loss

Weight Management

Lost weight safely while maintaining stable blood sugars without restriction

↑ Confidence

Independent Decisions

Developed confidence making diabetes decisions without constant second-guessing

Predictable

Meal Responses

More predictable blood sugar responses to meals through accurate carb counting

What People Are Saying

"Win of the Week: Had a few in range days!"

"Made it through yesterday with only 2 drops. That's huge for me."

"I had two pump malfunction sites and made it a lot quicker on the second figuring it out. I'm also down 2.5lbs."

"I am getting more sleep."

"I feel better."

"The swings aren't as high between high and low."

Frequently Asked Questions

What happens when I join?

You get access to the app and can start using the tools at your own pace.

There's no pressure to do everything at once and no "catching up" required.

Do I need to change my routine before starting?

No.

This system is designed to fit into real life as it already is — not an ideal version of it.

Do I need a specific pump, CGM, or setup?

No.

You don't need to be on a specific device, method, or technology.

The tools are built to support different ways of managing diabetes.

Is this a lot more tracking?

No.

The focus isn't on tracking more, it's on retrieving information faster.

You plug things in quickly, get the information you need, and move on with your day.

What's the Safe Range Blueprint™?

The Safe Range Blueprint™ is a step-by-step guide through the foundations of the success I've found in diabetes management.

If you choose access to it, you're guided through exactly what to focus on next, without guessing or bouncing between topics.

What does 1:1 mentoring look like?

With 1:1 mentoring, we review what's actually happening together each week.

We adjust strategies based on your life, your patterns, and your goals, not generic rules or assumptions.

Will this still work as things change?

Yes.

This system is designed to meet you where you are and grow with you as life changes.

You don't start over — you refine.

Choose Your Support Level

Select the plan that fits your goals. Upgrade or downgrade anytime.

Essential

Structured support for simplifying daily diabetes decisions

$24.99/month

7-day free trial, then $24.99/month

Less than 85¢/day

Smart meal tracker with macro adjustments based on your progress
Meal plan generator with daily dessert included
Smart weight recommendations for workouts
Sample workout routines
Recipe database with nutritional info
Equivalent carbs calculator for bolusing fat & protein

Premium

Education and guidance that helps management feel predictable and repeatable

$99/month

7-day free trial, then $99/month

Everything in Essential
Full access to Safe Range Blueprint™ Portal
Comprehensive educational guides
Advanced meal planning strategies
Progress tracking tools
Priority email support
Best Value

Elite - 9 Month

Full mentorship designed to create confidence, flexibility, and long-term freedom

$355/month

7-day free trial, then $355/month

9 month commitment • Save $120/month • For people ready to stop guessing and start living confidently

Everything in Premium
1:1 mentoring support
Weekly personal check-ins
Customized troubleshooting
Personalized assigned fitness program
Direct messaging with your coach
Unlimited program adjustments

Elite - 4 Month

Full mentorship designed to create confidence, flexibility, and long-term freedom

$475/month

7-day free trial, then $475/month

4 month commitment • For people ready to stop guessing and start living confidently

Everything in Premium
1:1 mentoring support
Weekly personal check-ins
Customized troubleshooting
Personalized assigned fitness program
Direct messaging with your coach
Unlimited program adjustments

Still have questions or not sure which option is best for you?

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✓ 7-day free trial • Cancel anytime • • Secure payment

All plans include unlimited access to the app and regular updates

*Elite tier only, see

Billing Terms

  • • Your 7-day free trial starts immediately. Payment details are collected up front but you are not charged during the trial.
  • • We'll email you a reminder 3 days before your trial ends. Unless you cancel before the trial ends, your subscription begins automatically and your card is charged the plan price shown above.
  • • Subscriptions renew automatically each billing period until cancelled. You can cancel at any time from Manage Subscription inside the app.
  • • All payments are non-refundable. We do not issue refunds for subscription periods that have already been billed, and we do not provide prorated refunds or credits for partial periods, unused time, or mid-cycle cancellations.
  • • When you cancel, access continues through the end of the period you've already paid for and then ends. Downgrades take effect at the start of the next billing period and are not prorated.
  • • The 30-day money-back guarantee applies to the Elite tier only, subject to the participation requirements in its terms and conditions.